PSA: New Woman Driver Imminent [Madysen]

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen: Madysen is enrolled in a drivers education course and hopes to have her permit by year end.

And, boy, am I not ready for any of that. And no, we aren’t doing the parent study program. She’s in some driving school. Not sure whether she’s learning anything or not, but we haven’t fought about driving yet. If that continues, it’ll be the best money I ever spent.